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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. Descending a bit more he shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I do not know where I am."

The woman replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40/41 degrees latitude, north, and 59/60 degrees west, longitude."

"You must be a paralegal or legal secretary", said the balloonist.

"I am", replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well", answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all, if anything, you have delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be an attorney."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "But how did you know?"

"Well," replied the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now -- somehow
-- it is my fault."

iTunes Poll Thingamajiggy

ITUNES POLL
Body: Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.

How many songs: 5,784

Sort by song title
First Song: Ya Gotta Take a Chance- The Bonnets
Last Song: Zum Zum Zazoeira - Fellini

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: From Babylon to Vienna Voiceover - Kruder & Dorfmeister-0:09
Longest Song: Bitches Brew - Miles Davis - 27:01

Sort by album:
First Song: Fantastic! - Dismemberment Plan
Last Song: Sentimental Mood - St. Germain

Top Five Most Played Songs:
1. Meu Destino - Thievery Corporation
2. Omid - Thievery Corporation
3. Air Batucada - Thievery Corporation
4. Un Simple Histoire - Thievery Corporation
5. So Com Voce - Thievery Corporation


First song that comes up on Shuffle: West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys

Search ....
"sex", how many songs come up? 53
"death", how many songs come up? 49
"love", how many songs come up? 296
"you", how many songs come up? 596
Modern, Cool Nerd
60 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 30% Dork
For The Record:



A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.



You scored better than half in Nerd and Geek, earning you the title of: Modern, Cool Nerd.



Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used
to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a
pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world
that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and
geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very
least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent,
knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing
computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one
you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one
up there, winning the million bucks)!



Congratulations!




Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in either of the following:



Buffy the Vampire Slayer




Professional Wrestling






Love & Sexuality





Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST



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You scored higher than 56% on nerdiness
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You scored higher than 80% on geekosity
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You scored higher than 49% on dork points
Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating

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Oh, I also signed up for an audiscrobbler dealy. I figured what the hell, instead of writing my senior thesis, I'll do this. My name on there is Asscancer. Add me if you want.

I should be sleeping .........

Movie Guru
You scored 76 Film Knowledge!
Way to go, you are a really cinema expert. You have demonstrated a tremendous amount of film knowledge! I bet you took film 101 AND film 102 in college, didn't you? Do you own the Criterion Collection of everything? Do you want to tell me all about it? I bet you do...




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 99% on variable 1
Link: The Film Buff Test written by TheLadyEve on Ok Cupid

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Advanced
You scored 80% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 55% Expert!
You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.

Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!


For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/.





My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 8% on Beginner

You scored higher than 71% on Intermediate

You scored higher than 20% on Advanced

You scored higher than 7% on Expert
Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid